The Disclaimer!
First up:
Having just read the title of this
page
"if for some bizaar reason
you did not read the title it Will be asumed that you Have Read
it"
you have agreed to the following:
1. You will not enter this website
or any of the links on it.
2. You will not attempt to download
any of its content.
3. You are still Reading The content
of this page.
4. You completly understand that
you are not to enter this site.
5. You will not give this link out.
6. You Have read the title of this
page.
7. You must also be open to the
fact frogs can indeed fly when placed into the center of a Huge
Man made dia electromagnetic magnet with 500000 times the strength
of the earths gravity "links inside"
8. You must not enter this site
in order to view the flying frog, tomato, strawberry, water or
grasshopper videos located in the anti gravity section of the
website.
P.S. to any fruit or animal crulty
agents/inspectors
none of the fruit or animals placed
into the high powered dia electromagnetic antigravity machine
were harmed during the discovery of this strange force,
infact given the thousends of expressions
commonly seen on them all aound the world
the frog shows no signs of stress
however he may have felt a little light headed :)
as for grasshopper well
come on its a grasshopper! get a
fricking hobby!
There was rumers that the Water
was spotted trying to mate with another blotch of water
bot hey its the closest it will
ever get to being in zero gravity it was just taking advantage
.
well thats about it
remmber
you are not autherised to view this
website
having read this page you have allready
wasted at least 2 minutes of your time!
go away!
its time to move on my friend!
damn flys
hmmn
you again?
i bet you think there is something
really cool down the bottem
but there is not >;-)
no really you can go now
Now please!
GO AWAY DUDE!
THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE HERE
im warning you
That it YOUR FIRED BUDDY!
your still not allowed to view thie
website
ok now look
this is getting weird
im going to be forced to get a restraining
order on you
if you dont leave now
OMG
you must be one bored MOFO
The end
THE END
$##%#@^$ OFF!